3,333 Goobs on Robinhood Chain
Goobs that eat $GOOBS and hand back SPY
Mint a Goob for $3 in ETH. Burn $GOOBS into it to raise its mass. The fatter it is, the bigger its slice of the SPY that $GOOBS trading fees buy.
— / 3,333 minted
paid in ETH on Robinhood Chain
no more are ever minted
max Goobs per wallet
bought on Robinhood Chain, claimed by you
How it works
Four steps, and one of them is not yours
3,333 on Robinhood Chain. $3 in ETH.
Burn $GOOBS into your Goob. Burned, not staked.
Swap fees buy SPY and split it by mass.
Take what your Goob collected, any hour.
Mint a Goob
Each Goob costs $3, paid in ETH on Robinhood Chain. Max 33 per wallet, up to 10 per transaction.
Quantity
1
- Total
- — · $3
- Your wallet
- Connect wallet to see your limit
The flywheel
Where the SPY comes from
$GOOBS is traded. Every trade pays a fee. Half of our share buys SPY for the Goobs that have been fed, half buys $GOOBS back and burns it.
Mass
Your share is a fraction, not a rate
share = your mass ÷ total mass. Feeding raises the top of the fraction. Everyone else feeding raises the bottom.
your mass÷total mass=your slice of every SPY buy
The five names are labels this site paints on a continuous number. On-chain there are no tiers and no thresholds — only mass and total mass.
Your share moves on its own. A Goob that stops being fed keeps every unit of its mass and still loses share, because other Goobs keep being fed. Feeding is a treadmill, and staying still means going backwards.
No Goob has been fed yet, so there is no denominator and no share to quote.
Live
Read from the chain, not from us
A dash means the number could not be read right now. It never means zero — those are different claims and we will not merge them.
mint opens soon
Goobs with any mass at all
the denominator of every share
feed burns and buyback burns, combined
cumulative, since launch
connect a wallet to see yours
Fees and risk
Where the money comes from, and what can go wrong
charged on every $GOOBS buy and every $GOOBS sell.
- 1.70% — credited to the Goobs router
- 0.30% — kept by the Pons launchpad
of what reaches the router.
- 50% — buys SPY for fed Goobs
- 50% — buys $GOOBS and burns it
the SPY pool is shared across fed Goobs in proportion to mass.
- Unfed Goobs get nothing.
- Unclaimed SPY travels with the NFT — but claim within 7 days or it is forfeited.
- Burned is gone. Feeding is not a deposit and there is no withdrawal.
- Your share moves. Others feeding shrinks it without touching your mass.
- Mass and unclaimed SPY belong to the token, not your wallet. Sell the Goob and you sell both.
- Claim within 7 days. SPY left unclaimed for a week can be forfeited to the team — feeding or claiming your Goob resets its clock.
- The fee recipient is set once, at launch, by the Pons launchpad. We cannot change it, and neither can you.
- Smart-contract risk. Bugs and exploits are possible. There is no audit and we will not claim one.
- Nothing here is financial, investment, legal or tax advice.
- The SPY here is a tokenized asset, not a share. It carries no shareholder or fund-holder rights.
- Only interact with the addresses published on this site. We will never message you first.
- Only put in what you can afford to lose.
Contract addresses
Only ever interact with the addresses shown here. We will never DM you a different one.
- Goobs NFT
- not deployed yet
- $GOOBS
- not deployed yet
- Fee router
- not deployed yet
- Buyback burner
- not deployed yet
- Burn address
- 0x0000...dEaD
GOOBS is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Robinhood Markets, Inc., S&P Global or S&P Dow Jones Indices LLC, or State Street Global Advisors (SPDR). SPY and SPDR are their owners' marks and are used here only to name the asset the contract buys.
Every $GOO trade is charged 2.00% in total, of which 1.70% reaches the Goobs fee router. Those are two different numbers and this site will not merge them.